Stories of dating sex

30-Dec-2019 20:45

We sat down in a booth and he immediately starting talking about everything from his childhood to his job. Clear that this wasn’t going to be a two-way conversation, I went into interview mode.

He mentioned that he was an inventor at heart, and that one day, he was going to be so successful that he would be in a photo with the then-U. president Barack Obama, pointing at his new bud and saying, “Yeahhh, this guy!

Between deadbeat dudes, f-ck boys, ghosting and straight-up terrible first impressions, getting to know someone romantically can leave you feeling… Just watch any season of if you need further proof.

If you’ve ever felt like love is a battlefield loaded with shitty dudes waiting to stomp on your heart while making you pick up the cheque (or at the very least waste your precious time), have no fear—we’ve been there.

I agreed, and started talking about my love of travel—at which point, he interrupted me to say I probably “still owned Uggs though”…

and then he LOOKED AT MY SHOES TO SEE IF HE WAS RIGHT.

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From not-so-discreet hook-up requests to poop-stained PJ pants, here are tragic things that have happened to us IRL.(And to be clear: his actual height is a non-issue; lying about it was the downside.) But when we actually started talking, I felt like all this dude wanted to do was prove how ~*intellectual*~ and different he was.